What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

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“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”